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TALL, DARK AND TURKANA ;)

Published March 30, 2012 by That Crazy African Chick

So I was thinking to myself and I wouldn’t be shocked if in the next few months the requirements a man would need to get a Kenyan women would probably be that he is tall, dark, handsome and turkana.

Seeing as our brothers in the north now have oil, and seeing as most Kenyan women go by the motto “no romance without finance”

I wouldn’t be shocked if in those “looking for love” columns in the newspaper, I would see something like “27 year old lady looking for a 30 year old tall, dark, handsome man particularly from the turkana community for a serious commitment”

I think we’ll even start meeting more men who are Turkana now; because Lord knows in all my years of living I have never met a single Turkana man or woman for that matter. Apart from the constant famine experienced in that region and wide CNN coverage they get because of hunger, they now have something to brag about.

And I can’t wait for the scandals to start, remember when the Chinese came to build the “superhighway” there were random half cast Chinese babies being born to random women? Yes it seems the Chinese also came on another mission. Sad but true, so to my dear turkana brothers, the oil discovery has probably given you the chance to mate freely with desperate women who seriously need money.

She aint messing with no broke!

And on that note I shall leave you to come up with your own assumptions people.

God bless Africa.

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