All posts tagged Fuck


Published March 9, 2012 by That Crazy African Chick

Yeah so I know you probably wondering why am giving shout outs to fake people but unlike thee am willing to appreciate their unwanted existence,lol. So shout out to you if you’re fake, yes, I appreciate you!! I know you can all relate to this post 🙂

Shout out to that fake bitch that watched you getting hurt in a relationship and did nothing to help you, that bitch that knew you were gonna get hurt but waited for you to get hurt then showered you with her sympathy.

Shout out to that fake bitch (nigga) who “twangs” like what the fuck is that?

Ok I know some people went to really good schools so if they talked like that I would never blame them but you who went to sijui Kingang’op boys, where did you get that fancy accent from mate? Yeah and also that lawyer supporting that motion that sex workers should have rights! RIGHTS? Like is that a fucking joke? Yeah, so that’s beside the point, in fact that will be a whole other post but shout out to her “twang” LOL

Shout out to that fake bitch that watches television and borrows personalities. Some retarded shit! Lol.

Shout out to that fake bitch (nigga) that LIES FOREVER!

yeah you pathological liar, see a psychiatrist please!! What is the use of lying? People who love you for you will accept you the way you are, stop lying!! And if they can’t accept you am sure someone else will.

Shout out to that fake bitch (nigga) who chooses to judge someone based on what they’ve heard without any proof. You are not innocent yourself! And karma is a serious bitch, so trust we all need each other at a point. CHANGE!

Shout out to that fake bitch nigga who acts like a bitch, and am not talking about gay people (bitch not to mean woman) so don’t misquote me! Am talking about those boys who sit around and gossip like mama mboga’s. Am talking about those boys who make up fake stories about sleeping with mama’s they haven’t even said hi too! Am talking about those boys who know how to call women whores when they are the real whores. And lastly am talking about that bitch nigga that hates you for no apparent reason, yeah shout out to you and FUCK YOU.


Shout out to fake bitch niggas who act like women, haha, yes, WOMEN, no am still not talking about gays, am talking about those guys who throw tantrums in a relationship, that guy who makes you feel like you’re responsible for everything that goes wrong in that relationship, nagging and nagging and NAGGING! that guy that blames you for everything, that guy that’s just a fucking woman. Oh, and that guy that cries for no apparent reason! I don’t have a problem with guys crying, it’s refreshing sometimes but seriously si you just act like you have the balls in the relationship??

Shout out to fake bitches that spread their legs to get ahead. AIDS is real woman! And I do not get why nowadays women are more scared of getting pregnant than getting AIDS.  Get ahead to mean, sleeping around to get ahead at work, or sleeping around to get what she wants, like getting a guys kid so as to keep him. Btw, word to the boys, nowadays there are some psycho women out there, watch out, know who you fuck, coz when she wants you she will do ANYTHING to keep you. Even drug you and rape you, and can you imagine trying to explain to your boys that a mama raped you? LOL. WATCH OUT.

And lastly, shout out to fake bitches that interfere in peoples relationships. It isn’t your relationship so what the fuck is your problem? Why you so nosy?  Whatever problem someone has with their guy is their problem, bitch get lost. Yeah and some guys also do that shit nowadays, fake bitch nigga! Act like a fucking man!



Published March 4, 2012 by That Crazy African Chick

Remember when we were kids? And we thought we were the coolest people. It didn’t matter what we had on, where we were going to school, we all had our own different personalities that we couldn’t wait to show the world.

But what happened when we grew up? I’ll tell you what happened, we started caring.


As much as caring is a wonderful trait, it could also be the beginning of the end of you as an individual with your own different and separate perspective of life, what you love, who you are as a person and your principles.

I’ve always been that person who doesn’t care, well according to my friends, a free thinker, say what i want to say, when i want to say it. But am not going to lie and say i never cared about what people thought of me. There are times in my life when i would want to do something and the first thing that would pop out of my head was, ” what will guys think of this” (BTW, SERIOUSLY FUCK THAT QUESTION)  Plus uni didn’t make things better,most people there just wanna be cool, at the expense of anything. But it got so tiring. And as much as you try to please everyone, no one is trying to please you. So i stopped caring what people thought about me. Like fuck, whats the worst that could happen?


Speak your mind, do what you’ve always wanted to do, because you came into this world ALONE and your going to leave this world ALONE. Life is so short people, so what are you scared of? People are always going to talk so why not give them something to talk about 🙂 If you have a dream go for it, don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t because they don’t have a right to tell you what you can or cannot do. Fear is paralysing. If you let it get to you, you won’t get anywhere in life. You don’t want to be 40 and wondering what if?

And if you know the people around you always discourage you why not change the crowd you hang with? Your environment shapes you as a person, you don’t want a negative one.

And another thing, the law of attraction always works you become what you think. If your always going to walk around sulking complaining how much bad luck you have then bad luck you will always have. Be positive,be happy, be hopeful, remove all negative energy inside you. So if you want that dream of yours to come true, you better believe that it already has 🙂

Be different, thats what makes life interesting, don’t be a copy.Stop caring, do what you want to do, say what you want to say, go for your dreams.

Have a wonderful day people 🙂

Fake Ass Dreams!!!

Published February 28, 2012 by That Crazy African Chick

So of late i think almost everyone i know is either a photographer, a deejay, event organiser, musician or fashion blogger.

Now, don’t get me wrong but just because you got yourself a new Canon DSLR camera doesn’t mean your a professional photographer. Just because you hit that one note in the bathroom today morning doesn’t mean you can be the next big thing in the music industry. Just because you have the Virtual DJ App on your laptop doesn’t make you a DJ for heaven’s sake!!!! Am sure you know where this is headed.

Am so effin tired of hearing people say they realised they were musicians by chance! or deejays by chance or photographers by fucking chance, like WTH???

No dream comes by chance, you grow up knowing you have a certain talent in you, you don’t just bump into your dream.  So instead of wasting opportunities other people would kill for why don’t you just do what you always dreamt of doing and not what will get you famous!! Coz i swear i will smack the next person who comes up to me saying they realised they could sing and so i should like their facebook page coz they are going to be the next big thing. OVER MY DEAD BODY! Yes, LITERALLY!

Fucking do what you were meant to do before this sudden current realisation of fake ass dreams!Stop wasting other peoples opportunities and time.

Don’t you just wanna smack these kind of people? SMH.

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