SMELLY SMELLY :(

So as i write this new post, the dude intfront of me in the comp lab just released some sick disgusting fatal fart. Was it so hard for him to just walk out of the lab and fart outside? Its actually sad. Stop farting in public people!!! NOT COOL.

Anyway, thats not what i wanted to discuss today 🙂

So i’ve come to realise that some people have issues showering in the morning. There’s nothing as bad as taking public transport to school everyday and having some smelly dude next to you!!! Yeah, and whats up with bad breath? As in seriously, how expensive is toothpaste?  And you with the bad breath, have the nerve to hit on a woman? Moving close to her when you talk thinking your being sooo seductive but your actually just plain disgusting. ( Due to equal gender rights i shall include the words vice versa ) I will give free lunch the day i spend a whole day without encountering bad breath, yes free lunch,lol.

Spread the word people, we’ll save a nation from bad breath!!! And girl, if your man has bad breath just tell him, nothing as bad as pretending your enjoying a kiss from a smelly smelly dude. Yes new vocab, smelly smelly : someone who farts alot or  has a fatal odour or has bad breath, or someone who always stinks of sweat. Ya’ll know sweat stiiiiiiiinks, gets worse as the day progresses.

Yeah, and women, Shave your armpits!! I know thats besides the point but i just had to, no one wants to see your hairs, yup, not interested 🙂

Good day people!!