So as i write this new post, the dude intfront of me in the comp lab just released some sick disgusting fatal fart. Was it so hard for him to just walk out of the lab and fart outside? Its actually sad. Stop farting in public people!!! NOT COOL.
Anyway, thats not what i wanted to discuss today 🙂
So i’ve come to realise that some people have issues showering in the morning. There’s nothing as bad as taking public transport to school everyday and having some smelly dude next to you!!! Yeah, and whats up with bad breath? As in seriously, how expensive is toothpaste? And you with the bad breath, have the nerve to hit on a woman? Moving close to her when you talk thinking your being sooo seductive but your actually just plain disgusting. ( Due to equal gender rights i shall include the words vice versa ) I will give free lunch the day i spend a whole day without encountering bad breath, yes free lunch,lol.
Spread the word people, we’ll save a nation from bad breath!!! And girl, if your man has bad breath just tell him, nothing as bad as pretending your enjoying a kiss from a smelly smelly dude. Yes new vocab, smelly smelly : someone who farts alot or has a fatal odour or has bad breath, or someone who always stinks of sweat. Ya’ll know sweat stiiiiiiiinks, gets worse as the day progresses.
Yeah, and women, Shave your armpits!! I know thats besides the point but i just had to, no one wants to see your hairs, yup, not interested 🙂
Good day people!!
So of late i think almost everyone i know is either a photographer, a deejay, event organiser, musician or fashion blogger.
Now, don’t get me wrong but just because you got yourself a new Canon DSLR camera doesn’t mean your a professional photographer. Just because you hit that one note in the bathroom today morning doesn’t mean you can be the next big thing in the music industry. Just because you have the Virtual DJ App on your laptop doesn’t make you a DJ for heaven’s sake!!!! Am sure you know where this is headed.
Am so effin tired of hearing people say they realised they were musicians by chance! or deejays by chance or photographers by fucking chance, like WTH???
No dream comes by chance, you grow up knowing you have a certain talent in you, you don’t just bump into your dream. So instead of wasting opportunities other people would kill for why don’t you just do what you always dreamt of doing and not what will get you famous!! Coz i swear i will smack the next person who comes up to me saying they realised they could sing and so i should like their facebook page coz they are going to be the next big thing. OVER MY DEAD BODY! Yes, LITERALLY!
Fucking do what you were meant to do before this sudden current realisation of fake ass dreams!Stop wasting other peoples opportunities and time.
Don’t you just wanna smack these kind of people? SMH.
Ah, Yes, my first blog!!!!!
Good things to come people, good things!!
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